Every summer, NHK radio station broadcasts the “Summer Science Telephone Consultation” program, and invites scholars from various fields to answer the questions of the children. These scientists in the live broadcast room are often university lecturers, professors, and people who have been investigating and researching overseas for a long time. For this program alone, they travel back to Japan every year to interact with children. They take seriously the innocent problems of children, answer them in a language that children can understand, and focus on protecting and inspiring children’s curiosity about science and nature. .
Since the children often ask questions that adults can’t imagine, the interaction between scientists and children is also very interesting. Therefore, this program has also been supported by many science-loving adults and has become an indispensable part of Japan’s summer. Scenery. .
There is a saying that you have science and I have magical powers. Listening to the radio, the scientists are tempted by the children, and some listeners can’t help but imagining: In a world with dragons and magic, is there a similar program that allows the Archmage to reveal the mystery of the ether and the children to the children? .
So, #夏天儿童孩子冒险者奇幻咨询# This label came into being. .
とくがわ: .
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Children: Why do women of the dwarf family also have a long beard? .
Teacher: This is a good question. Because the dwarves live in the mine, their nose hair grows very long in order to avoid inhaling dust. In other words, it is a nose hair that looks like a beard. .
Children: nose hair. .
(.https://twitter.com/psymaris/status/1022322696695078913).
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Children: I don’t know why, I will get poisoned when I eat chocolate. Because I will detoxify myself, it doesn’t matter, but when it comes to Valentine’s Day, MP will not be enough, it is a headache. .
Teacher: Are you an orc? .
(.https://twitter.com/tsuk46/status/1022336788839321600).
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Children: How do you deal with the lights and furniture inside the door that will attack your house? .
Teacher: You should be talking about Mimic house. Like this name, it is a monster that can become a house. .
Children: How do you knock it down? .
Teacher: Its weakness is the fire in the stove, as long as the fire is extinguished. .
Children: Great! I have it in front of my eyes! .
Teacher: Ah? Where are you now? ? .
(.https://twitter.com/shilainu105/status/1022342218831486976).
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Children: Is the snake monster poisonous? .
Teacher: There is a lot of poisons. It will use a magic called evil eyes to poison the line of sight. In addition, it is poisonous from breath to paw. Very dangerous, so don’t get close to it. .
Children: No wonder my stomach hurts so much…
Teacher: Have you eaten it? ? ? .
(.https://twitter.com/berberbelt/status/1022362987548499968).
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Children: Mom won’t let me talk to my good friend Ake. Said that because he is a pagan, he can’t. .
Teacher: Even if the object of faith is different, Ake and you are also creatures, as long as you can speak without problems. .
Children: Great! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh……
Teacher: Sorry, you are now rushing to break with him! .
(Note: The above is the prayer of the sacrifice of Cthulhu in the myth of Cthulhu.).
(https://twitter.com/graphbrainwash/status/1022378056428576768).
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Children: Why are the brave people ten and twenty years old? .
Teacher: Actually, there are also brave people in their fifties. He accumulated a wealth of knowledge, connections and funds in his life, and forced the demon army to a dead end. .
Children: Um. .
Teacher: However, without waiting for the realization of his ambition, his journey is over…
Children: Do you say…
Teacher: Yes, his paid vacation has run out. .
(.https://twitter.com/damkosan/status/1022426537876848640).
ちくわ: .
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Children: Why does the vampire’s heart be stabbed into the stake and die? .
Teacher: Your heart is stabbed into the stake and you will die. .
(.https://twitter.com/dotjpgdotexe/status/1022426854085410816).
(Note: In the summer vacation children’s science telephone consultation in 2016, some children asked, “Why is the worm being squashed when it is flattened?” The plain and gentle entomologist Qing Shuicong replied: “You are flattened.” It will also flow out of the juice.” This sentence was praised by netizens and was rated as the strongest answer in the history of the show.
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Children: I read a lot of dragons in the library, but there is no Bahamut in any of them. Which one should I read to have it? .
Fundamentalist teachers: Ba, Ha, M, Te, No, Yes, Dragon! ! It is a fish! ! ! ! .
(The program is forcibly interrupted).
(.https://twitter.com/daoine2012/status/1022451809929940992).
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Children: Bed together in the morning, a brother who didn’t know came to my house, broke the pot I liked, pulled the drawer open, and took the pocket money I put in the treasure chest. Who is that terrible person? Mom and Dad don’t tell me. .
(.https://twitter.com/oowatarikarasu/status/1022471072950546432).
Li Qing: .
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Children: Which one is stronger than God and the Devil? .
Teacher: Have children seen God and the devil with their own eyes? .
Children: No, but I saw it in the illustrations. .
Teacher: I saw it in the illustrations. Well, we have to ask the brave man of God to answer this question. .
Brave: The most difficult part of the process of knocking down is the Devil. After the downfall, the most troublesome thing is God. .
(.https://twitter.com/kuma_kiyo_ura/status/1022486691498549249).
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Children: Why is the holy sword inserted in the stone? .
Teacher: The holy sword of our country is said to be the only weapon that can defeat the devil. Only the legendary brave can pull out it. So everyone pays attention to it. .
Children: That’s it. Then I have to find that everyone did not find it plugged back. .
Teacher: You wait. .
(.https://twitter.com/sengetsu_sakaki/status/1022610605604130825).
トカゲッコー: .
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Children: I want a handsome sword!
Teacher: Then, think about it first. What kind of sword do you think is a “smart sword”? Is the price expensive? Beautiful shape? Still have special abilities? .
Children: It’s handsome! .
Teacher: That is the one that your pocket money can afford in the blacksmith shop. As long as you train hard, the sword will become handsome! ..
[Adventurer’s Sword].
Attack 6 / Attack range 3.02 / Crit rate 2%.
Every town in the blacksmith shop will sell, the first sword that many adventurers get. Although there is no conspicuous strength in addition to being cheap, it is a so-called shoddy sword, but it hides the ability of those who inspire it to embark on an adventurous journey. Starting today, you are an adventurer. .
(.https://twitter.com/tokagekko/status/1022317985828982785)